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Apr 1st, 2023
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Roger Ellman
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News
Maybe not so far-fetched We now have a way to make batteries that will have your phone last for 10 days or your laptop for a week. We now have a way of allowing your new EV to run for 1200 miles (931 Km) on one charge. We can now heat and light your house […]
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Mar 31st, 2022
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Roger Ellman
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News
Opening in every world city (except those in r****a) today, April First 2022. The name says it all. Book now at any truly superior world travel or 8.5 star hospitality site. Pay a lot now or a hell of a lot later, no cancellations whatever happens, repeat WHATEVER HAPPENS. you’d be a fool ( we […]
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Apr 1st, 2021
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By
Roger Ellman
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Fun stuff, News
APRIL FIRST 2021 The Ever Grounded, the biggest freight ship in the world, fully loaded with containers of plastic buckets, fake moustaches and spare parts for kitchen food mixers, among 1,916 other items on their way to customers across the world, has been stuck with bow wedged into one bank and stern dug into the […]
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Jan 8th, 2021
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Roger Ellman
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News
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May 22nd, 2020
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By
Roger Ellman
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News
Oh yes! We can zoom along and meet around the edges of the screen. Undoubtedly that’s so many times better than if this had happened 25 years ago with only a crackly, high-priced phone call to connect us to the world and those we love! From Warren Buffet’s Berkshire Hathaway annual briefing to American Idol, […]
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Apr 1st, 2019
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By
Roger Ellman
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Fun stuff, News
Aye Eye.The help you need before you know you need it.“AI” Travel Group Omniscient is delighted, and not a little amused, to announce the launch of Aye Eye Hotels, Aye Eye Car Rental and Aye Eye AirWeGo Airlines. Two blinks of your eyelashes, speaking a very saucy personal joke, doing an impromptu love-dance, gets you […]
Tags: April Fool's, Humor, humour, jokes
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Jan 8th, 2019
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By
Roger Ellman
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News
The New Year brings a bucket load of resolutions and tips on how to write them, apply them and keep to them. The same, and more with Goals for the year. The key – most important – is to set a stash of operating rules for each day. Either time slots “10-11 plan new product […]
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Aug 3rd, 2018
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By
Roger Ellman
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Category:
Culture, Film
So clear and brightly fresh. I also long to see the day when the absurd school “system” which is the lattice background of this story told for many, changes beyond recognition from it’s ludicrous ceremonies, it’s tense antiquated destruction of hearts and minds. — Roger Ellman (@RogerEllman) July 29, 2018
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Apr 1st, 2018
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By
Roger Ellman
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Fun stuff, News, Travel
These announcements are important…don’t miss the real beginning of April: LOCK-ROPE(TM) Hotels (2017) Innovation continues… S-Trip Hotels (2016) It gets better… NanoHotelExperience (2015) They really think this way…? Bus Lanes To Be For Walkers (2014) Unbelievable..! Weightless Hotels(TM) (2013) You gotta’ say maybe…. Spring Rules of […]
Tags: April First, April Fool's
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