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APRIL FIRST 2021 – Just foolin’

Apr 1st, 2021 | By

APRIL FIRST 2021 The Ever Grounded, the biggest freight ship in the world, fully loaded with containers of plastic buckets, fake moustaches and  spare parts for kitchen food mixers, among  1,916 other items on their way to customers across the world, has been stuck with bow wedged into one bank and stern dug into the
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Aye Eye for YOU – April 1st 2019

Apr 1st, 2019 | By

Aye Eye.The help you need before you know you need it.“AI” Travel Group Omniscient is delighted, and not a little amused, to announce the launch of Aye Eye Hotels, Aye Eye Car Rental and Aye Eye AirWeGo Airlines. Two blinks of your eyelashes, speaking a very saucy personal joke, doing an impromptu love-dance, gets you
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First days of April you must not miss!

Apr 1st, 2018 | By

These announcements are important…don’t miss the real beginning of April:       LOCK-ROPE(TM) Hotels  (2017)   Innovation continues… S-Trip Hotels (2016)     It gets better… NanoHotelExperience  (2015)   They really think this way…? Bus Lanes To Be For Walkers  (2014)   Unbelievable..! Weightless Hotels(TM)  (2013)   You gotta’ say maybe…. Spring Rules of
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Apr 1st, 2017 | By

LOCK-ROPE™  HOTELS, VILLAS, RESORTS AND CAR RENTALS Hotels are changing into… something else. Many have become hyper-wealthy from our strategy of inventing next-generation thinking and technology when they participated in the launch of our revolutionary new Hotel products. We introduced 5 Star Raft Hotels ™, Weightless Hotels and Resorts™, X-hotels™, Infinity Hotels’ NanoHotelsExperience™ and the
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Infinity Hotels Group announces “NanoHotelExperience” April 1, 2015

Mar 31st, 2015 | By

With a flourish that only the First Day Of April can bring,  Infinity Hotels head of Social Meddling, based in the Infinity WorldWide Headquarters in Detroit (chosen for the extraordinary low real estate costs and office rents),  Mac (the Nano) McMac – head of Misleadingly large yet apparently small projects, tells us that the first
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Weightless Hotels and Resorts ™ Launch Today! April First, 2013

Apr 1st, 2013 | By

Inspired by the numerous companies developing trips into outer space and the opportunities to enjoy the weightless experiences of zero gravity, Weightless Hotels and Resorts™ are creating one of the most revolutionary luxury hotel experiences, since the electronic room key card. Better than a spa, you will feel the total absence of weight. It gives
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SMS used to warn shepherds of wolf attacks in Switzerland

Aug 6th, 2012 | By

Another useful application of SMS

Oh Really The Very Best

Nov 29th, 2011 | By

Perhaps Grace Kelly dined here, or at least nearby or at least she drove up here from time to time. Driving a sports car on the fabled corniches roads of the French Riviera, sometimes the destination would be a village, a restaurant, a terrace with a view – a platter of fine food and wine
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The 6 Spring Rules of Great and Astounding Customer Service

Apr 1st, 2011 | By

Customer service on the 1st day of April The 6 Spring Rules of Great and Astounding Customer Service 1). RETAIL: Always ask the customer if he or she has any money or credit cards immediately they walk into a store. The same on all websites. After all it’s the money that counts! 2). WEBSITES: On
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X-Hotels™ launch – from the founders of 5 Star Raft Hotels™

Apr 2nd, 2010 | By

Re-printed from blog (April Fools 2010) An astonishingly timely hotel concept launches today with the opening of the first 7 hotels in the newborn X-Hotels™ chain. This infant in the worldwide hospitality scene is expected to grow fast – there will be 30 X-Hotels open within 6 months and brand-linked cafes and restaurants under the X-Presso™
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